Hateable sayings

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Originally posted by Deviant D:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="4" face="Arial">Originally posted by Carl I.:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="4" face="Arial"> Another bit of pomp: 'Viol?'.

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<font size="4" face="Arial">Why do you hate viola's??? Just because they are not as cool as the violin doesn't mean you should hate them. The piccolo is a much more annoying instrument.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="4" face="Arial">Here's another one: The droll satire pedantic
monkey-men come out with when revelling in
someone's typo. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

D.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="4" face="Arial">HAHAHA!!! I just found the word "viola" funny. How often do you run across mention of that damn instrument in every day life???

Internet lingo I hate = "LOL". I use it, but try to as little as possible. It is one of the reasons I enjoy the smilies, as they take away all of the "codes" within 'net life.

I feel too old use 'LOL' nowadays.

And yeh, la viola. Bless 'em. Much unheard
of thesedays; although, were they ever?

Apparently, there are viola jokes:

Why do so many people take an instant dislike to Viola players?
Why wait; It saves so much time.

What do you call someone who hangs around musicians a lot?
A Viola player.

What do you call a Viola player with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you call a Violist with more than one brain cell?
Pregnant.

Why are Violist's ears sought after for transplants?
They've never been used.

Why do Violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra?
They can't handle any subject reference to "more than one position".

What do a SCUD missile and a Viola player have in common?
They're both offensive and inaccurate.

Why do Violists make effective rapists?
It's hard to fight back when you've got your hands over your ears.

What's the most effective male birth control method?
Tell the girl he plays the Viola.

http://www.petelevin.com/violajokes.htm


And it goes on and on. The guy uses "'Nuff said"
on his site, so he can f-off too.

D.

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ August 17, 2005 09:02 AM: Message edited by: Deviant D ]</font>

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ August 17, 2005 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Bedlam ]</font>

It goes without saying

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<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ August 17, 2005 09:43 AM: Message edited by: Bedlam ]</font>

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Originally posted by Bedlam:
It goes without saying

<font color="#FF0000"><font size="1">[ August 17, 2005 09:41 AM: Message edited by: Bedlam ]</font></font>

<font color="#FF0000"><font size="1">[ August 17, 2005 09:43 AM: Message edited by: Bedlam ]</font></font>

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<font size="4" face="Arial">And yet, you had to edit it twice. HAHA!

D.

I screwed up, OK.

'If you say so.'

D.

At the end of the day

Could have sworn that I read a post by Bedlam regarding our friends in France but it seems to have vanished

Strange that

Hateable sayings Mmm. I once had Greek bloke in my employ. He was your typical oily rascal but OK. One day he was pulling my pisser over some fucking drama that was not infact a drama. I said to him " Don't tell me how to do my F**king job and I won't tell you how to pimp your fat sister in King Cross"
He tried to kill me with a knife!
The lesson I learned was 'Do not insult Greeks cos they are really good with a knife.'
It was worth it just to see his face when I siad it.